This Employment Contract ("Totally Official Agreement") is entered into between Team Liquid ("Best Team Evar") and Jonathan Samuel ("The Rank One Brig OTP") on this 1st day of April, 2025.

1. Position and Duties

The Rank One Brig OTP shall serve as Assistant Coach for Team Liquid’s Overwatch roster, henceforth known as "The Slay Squad." Duties include, but are not limited to, yelling at supports for dying first, crafting team compisitions solely on how cute they are and not balance, and ensuring all players consume exactly 4 adderal per match for optimal performance.

2. Term of Employment

Employment shall commence on May 1, 2025, and continue until August 12, 2036, the Heat Death of the Universe, occurs or until terminated by either party with a notice period of two (2) weeks or one (1) fort night, whichever comes first.

3. Compensation

The Rank One Brig OTP shall receive a salary of 69,000 Overwatch Coins per annum, plus a bonus of 1 enchanted winton plushie for every tournament win. Additional benefits include unlimited access to the team’s secret stash of "PERKS!" (aka percocet).

4. Work Location

The role is remote, with occasional travel to the Land of Bingorum for live events. All travel expenses will be covered, including a ceremonial Bingus ride to the venue, as per tradition.

5. Confidentiality

The Rank One Brig OTP agrees not to spill the beans, spill the tea, or spill the sacred Four Loko of Team Liquid’s top-secret strats, under penalty of being tickled by the Bingus Shmungus Tribunal.

6. Termination

Either party may terminate this contract by breaking up via text.

7. Fool's Clause

By signing below, The Rank One Brig OTP acknowledges that this might just be an elaborate bamboozle and/or tomfoolery orchestrated by a master baiter :3.